HaHa! You broke our country!

GWB gave his first official speech since he departed the White House:

"While Bush is unpopular in Canada, he is less so in oil-rich Alberta, the country's most conservative province and one sometimes called the Texas of the north. "This is my maiden voyage. My first speech since I was the president of the United States and I couldn't think of a better place to give it than Calgary, Canada," Bush said.The event's organizers declined to say how much Bush was paid to speak at the gathering.

Bush was full of jokes during his appearance. He joked that he would do more speeches to pay for his new house in Dallas."I actually paid for a house last fall. I think I'm the only American to have bought a house in the fall of 2008," he quipped." (pulled from Yahoo! News, emphasis mine)

Wait... what? Oh, I get it! It's hilarious that after 8 years under your rule that this country's citizens are destitute and homeless!

(Bastard.)